Snakes in Maine
Breaking News!
Snakes in Maine is now available in a few select virtual bookstores! Run, don’t walk to your nearest e-tailer. Wait… that doesn’t exactly work, does it? Okay, try this instead. Type the following characters into the address bar of your browser to experience the action-packed, soon-to-be-classic, humorous historical fiction that I have affectionately named, Snakes in Maine.
Ready?
Here it goes.
Write it down. Remember it. Whatever. I don’t care as long as you do what I say. (I’m using a little mind-control here – is it working?)
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I’d offer you the link to Snakes in Maine on Amazon.com, but Createspace pays me higher royalties. It’s all about the $$. Right?
Anyways, on a more serious note, I want you to buy my book.
Why?
Because it’s different.
How many books out there are written by a local author? And of those, how many are written about 1960′s backwoods Maine? And of those, how many tell a sordid tale about a fateful trip to the circus one night that unleashes a rain of terror onto Damariscotta?
Okay, I exaggerated during that last part.
How about this?
Two hugely obese old women that have an undying friendship and will do whatever it takes to solve the mystery of whether or not there are Snakes in Maine.
~Me
